What Happened to Coffee Flavored Coffee?

Trying out a new coffee place. I asked the barista for a recommendation. She reeled off what sounded to me, like a spec sheet. I was inclined to inquire about their cost benefit analysis to me, an ROI, and quarterly projections on how I would feel about my purchase during the next 6 hours of the caffeine “benefit” or detoxification. The barrister quickly moved on to another patron.

This patron took about one minute to describe the coffee she wanted, and was clearly speaking to spec as indicated by the barista’s nodding approval. I was sure this patron would get what she ordered … but I didn’t think it was going to be coffee.

Returning to me, the barrister suggested she make something she thought would be to my liking; to which I agreed. Then she retreated behind the sacred door, labelled employers only. Obviously, given her earlier irritation, I was a little concerned what would be in this special concoction.

Behind this door I suspect exist of team of specialist; with the exactness of German engineers and the derrière retentiveness of whomever the guy is that wraps cellophane on cd/dvd cases. Come on!, should it really take two men and a crow bar to open these things.

A half hour later; she reappeared and offered her creation. I say reappeared because I did not see it happen; could have been teleportation. These ARE advanced people.

So I tried it. Hey, It was pretty good … I’ll be finished paying it off, next spring.